David Letterman’s “Top Ten Ways Rick Perry Plans To Spend $17 Million”
10. Death row taco bar
9. Two words: Alberto VO5
8. Hire staff to write some more great zingers like this …
7. Always wanted to see Branson
6. Spend a weekend at his hunting lodge with Hank Williams, Jr.
5. $8.5 million on campaign buttons; $8.5 million on bumper stickers
4. Health care for all Texans … I’m totally messing with you
3. Shut up or he’ll execute you
2. Get a fabulous makeover from Michele O’Bachmann’s husband
1. Buy lunch for Chris Christie
