Reason #96: Abusing the Family Dog
Mitt decided to drive his family to Ontario for a vacation. He put the family dog into a pet carrier and lashed the carrier to the roof of their car. Mitt took the most efficient road, of course, careening down the highway at 75 mph for 12 hours, stopping only for gas. Due to the speed or the vibration or the wind or sheer terror, the dog lost control of its bowels and…
“…Romney’s eldest son, Tagg, and his four brothers complained about the brown runoff down the back windshield, their father quietly pulled the car over, borrowed a gas station hose and sprayed down both the dog and the kennel before returning to the road. …”
— Source: The Boston Globe
Reason #95: This is a Humorous Family Anecdote
Mitt’s raised some callous little SOBs.